The Facility
We’re tabletop players who got tired of forgiving bad dice, so we built a correctional system for them and pointed a camera at it.
Who’s Holding Your Dice
A small staff with no sympathy for a natural 1.
David the Overlord
Chief Environment Officer
David created the Die Improvement Environment (D.I.E.). If your die is serving time, he’s the reason it has somewhere to serve it.
Mike the Mastermind
Chief Intake Officer
Mike is at pretty much every convention, which makes him the one most likely to take your dice into custody. He and David work out the methods of rehabilitation together.